xczone's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[funny stuff -2-]

I give it half credit for content

The content is what saved you from being blammed. Newgrounds generally is not about slideshows and generally these type of flashes do not score well. I do have to admit though, the content of the slideshow was amusing. I hope I am not discouraging you, but if you have any more good slideshows, please post. I'd like to see some more.

Shdow responds:

well, then watch my 1st, and i just like it cuz i get lots of exp. for these, and i know its not about slideshows... this will be my last slideshow, im working on "real" animations again ;-)

[south park tutorial1]

Nicely done.

I liked the way how you constructed this tutorial. It was very concise and to the point. I hope it will be helpful to others in the future.

Baystream responds:

Thanks!
More reviews, please!

[Poverty]

I have no respect for most clocks

Too many clock submissions. Please don't turn clock....you have done so well with your other submissions.

0-The-Dark-0 responds:

Can I ownz your bonez?

[SBC teaches the alphabet]

There was only one thing that saved you

And that was the letter Æ. If you used other letters it might have been funnier.

Coleslaw-clock responds:

Nope, Æ owns!

[Lock Legion: Denial]

that was absolutely horrible and demonic

I banish thee to the abyss of the portal, along with the horrible French music and the clocks.

BunnyLock responds:

Another fan!!

[@@Who is teh king?@@]

yeah whatever dude

and you are telling me that a piece of fruit with a clock embedded in it is the king of the portal....i think not!!!! Strawberry Clock is not ewven in the top 50 of all time.....y???? b/c strawberry clock is not the king of the portal...like i said before in other reviews, crow clock is the only good clock.

Duffy32Bit responds:

Crowclock has an action steve, but u may not have one mofo U MAY NOT TOUCH ACTION STEVES GARY

[Love Kills]

I must say.....good message

I must say that was a good message to all. It didn't matter if the graphics were not that great. You got your point across loud and clear, at least to me. Loved the music most of all. It went well with the flick.

HellScorpion responds:

Thanks! If you're curious about which song the music it's from, it's from "My Immortal" from the Evanescence CD "Fallen".

[Odor Destroyers]

good song, but flash could use a little work

Loved the song. It's what made it funny. But you just need a little bit better timing on the bouncing ball.

FiretruckRob responds:

Joe- DAMNIT IT WAS HARD! THAT GOD DAMN BOUNCING BALL WAS HARD!

[Requiem of a Dr3am]

partial to video.......was good then annoying

It was all good from the beginning.....but then you changed your style way too much. It got bad when you started using Tricky. I'm not saying that the Tricky part was good....it just got really annoying after a minute when you realize that the last part of the movie looks like or is an infinite loop. It leaves the viewer with a sense of incompleteness. It might have been better if you made an ending, or if you did, make the Tricky loop shorter, since you might lose attention of the viewer.

Stomped responds:

U dunno a crap of Flash
Bye
:)

[Mac Switch Parody]

Ok, now I get technical............

Reason why it was ok:

1. The stereotypical Mac user doesn't know that their newest OS (OS X) is in fact BSD LINUX with a nice MAC GUI. They have no ides what power lies behind it.

Reasons why it wasn't great:

1. Windows has always had and will ever have bad memory management karma (invalid page faults, general protection errors..blue sceens)

2. Windows XP inherits all of 2000's bugs and security breaches.(Time for Windows Update every 1 day or risk being hacked).

3. Too much background noise.

Ultimate reason for low score:

(You guessed it..) Dude.......it's a clock!!!!!
Oh and yeah.....LINUX and UNIX RULE OVER ALL!!!!!!!!!

Cloud-Clock responds:

Hmm you have a problem with clocks why??? we did nothing to you...did we?